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Brainless. Tee

$20.00

Rep the little guy with the Brainless. Tee!

This was the first shirt I made and I actually ordered it back in November 2025! It was one of the main reasons I decided to do some merch! The version from November was a little different though, the logo was ENORMOUS before, and now it's way more subtle.

I have like 4 of these due to all of the revisions on the shirt. The little guy got smaller and smaller every time, so I have 4 differently sized little guy shirts now... 

NOTE: They did my boy dirty in the images, the embroidery looks super sick in person. I took a picture of mine so you can see what it looks like!

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Brainless. Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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